So, Bipasha Basu (thank you for breaking up with John Abraham so we have a chance even though we really liked you two together as a couple – the babies would have been blindingly beautiful) is in the land up north and east of here – with the cold and the snow, well not right now.

We also present evidence of this news, with pictures from the Internet. First, you’ll see her at the airport – is she wearing Uggs? Because if she is then uggh (so clever we are sometimes – imagine bad Indian accent). Just because you’re at the airport doesn’t mean you get to wear those…yeah yeah they’re comfortable – well so are many other shoes…cute round-toe flats for example.

The third picture is of her again in a cutish dress (the fate of that dress shall be decided upon seeing le shoes)…the Internet, specically Filmicafe, said that she was walking the green carpet at Brampton IIFA Buzz. She’s not, you can clearly see that there’s no green carpet but a stage. So…I guess that’s it for today.

Oh you know I (Sona) was reading our reviews for Break Ke Baad and I Hate Luv Storys and we totally sound bi-polar, contradicting…I’ve decided that both movies were bad.

So you know obviously we’ve been missing but we recently realized that we pay for this website and you know we should use it because otherwise it’s a waste money and we don’t really have any…

also…

We were you know doing things, like trying to make that money we were talking about, which actually didn’t really pan out, but we had fun…more or less…doing it. We have stories to tell and hopefully this won’t be another fluke and you’ll get to hear them…we’re 99.9% sure you’ll get to hear them. Also, we’re still trying to become Priyanka Chopra’s stylists – it’s really hard! In the meantime we take that energy and direct it to this blog.

But we got news gaaon waalo! There’s some big shit brewing.

Sona: yeah big tatti (shit in Punjabi)

Jasmine: hahahahaha

Sona: we can’t say this

Jasmine: haha really we can’t?

Sona: only some people will understand it…

Don’t bad words sound worse in your own language? Not that anything pertaining to feces is necessarily bad, just…distasteful. We’re also taking less “diplomatic” approach to life and blogging. Apparently.

But yeah anyway big things…we’ll be covering iifa for you guys!!

John Abraham’s eight-packs to beat Aamir’s six-packs from Ghajini. So, now we know why John’s been roaming around looking like a bodyguard! John is playing a cop in the film Kha Kha Kha…haha the name is hilarious…literally translated in Hindi…eat eat eat! While looking up filmi news, we also read that John’s dad is really ill. We really hope that John’s dad gets better soon, poor Johnny boy must be going through such a hard time.

Katrina aur Deepika ki dosti…taaliyaan! Well, they’ll be seen in Housefull 2 but it’s not confirmed yet. What is confirmed, however, is that John Abraham will be in the film…we did like Akshay and John in Garam Masala so let’s hope this one’s good too.

Remember, we had interviewed Shirish Kunder while back, well his next film Joker will star Akshay Kumar and Sonakshi Sinha. This movie will be the first ever 3-D movie made in filmistan…yay for Shirish!!!

Well this press-release isn’t about some TV personality, nor is it from Mumbai. This is about Veer and the British actors that are partaking in the movie and it’s from the UK. It seems the PR people associated with Hindi TV and films don’t have spell-check or find it unnecessary to learn grammar. (This is giving PR people a really bad reputation, we both chose Public Relations as our options and anyone who has studied Communication realizes the value of good writing.)

We didn’t change anything, there’s a lot of information, read on if you want to play ‘connect the spelling and grammar mistakes.’ Guess at least we got some good quality pictures out of it…and if we’re getting press releases that should mean something good, right?

VEER SYNOPSIS

From the misty pages of history comes a story of extreme valour fierce pride and poignant love. As the British enslave India with their devious devide and rule policy, kings and nawabs fall to their guile and cunning and entrust their precious kingdoms to the foreigners.

Except for the brave pindaris who prefer deaf to honour and will fight to their last breath to save their land..their mother.

The bravest, the toughest, the strongest of the Pindaris is Veer. As Veer takes on the might of the British Empire, he also has to fight the conniving king of Madavgarh as well his own jealous tribesmen. But then the stakes are high…

As stake is his love for princess Yashodhara, at stake is his thirst to avenge his father’s dishonour. At stake is his very existence itself.. Cannons roar, swords clash in fierce battle, the dead pile up…And when the dust settles down on the blood soaked land..One valiant warrier stands head and shoulders above them all – Veer!

Veer an epic saga of bravery and drama, treachery and love…

www.veerthemovie.in Releasing on 22nd January 2010.

LISA LAZARUS

Lisa Lazarus has been an established model since the young age of 13, modelling for brands such as Elizabeth Arden, GHD, Tigi Bed Head, Leekes and more. Lisa gained a few years experience before entering into glamourous life style of beauty pageants, she won her first title Miss Llanelli at the age of 16, then went on to win Miss Swansea, 3rd place in Miss Wales and 12th runner up to Danielle Lloyd in Miss Great Britain 2006. Lisa’s success give her to opportunity to represent Wales in ‘Model of the World’ competition held in Africa where she was awarded ‘Miss Bikini Great Britain 2006′. Most recently Lisa won the Miss Universe UK 2008 title, and represented the UK in the famous Miss Universe competition owned by Mr Donald Trump. Miss Universe 2008 was held in Vietnam, 80 girls form all over the world took place in the final which was won by Miss Venesuela.

Lisa made her debut in Bollywood through one of the biggest forthcoming film ‘Veer’ starring superstar Salman Khan. Presented by Eros International and produced by Vijay Galani Moviez, ‘Veer’ is an epic love story of a warrior set in British India. The film is directed by Anil Sharma of ‘Gadar’ fame who specialises in period films. In ‘Veer’ Lisa plays the character of a very glamorous and sweet English girl, the well cultured and cheerful daughter of Resident Madhavgarh. She has come to India to explore its beauty and to learn about its culture and tradition. Lisa falls in love with Salman Khan.The Welsh beauty will have to fight for the affections of Salman on screen with another lead actress Zarine Khan.

TIM LAWRENCE

Tim has been in the Bollywood industry for many years. Tim started his career in Bollywood in 2004 when shooting for, ‘I Proud to be Indian’. Staring opposite Sohail Khan. Now staring opposite Salman Khan, he’s back in Veer.

In Veer Tim plays Fraser plays a hardcore british defense officer now promoted to Governor general. A cruel man who wants to rule india for the queen. At the beggining He helps the the king of india double cross the Pindaries after they help the king destroy another tribe. Fraser kills thousands but avoids killing Veers father. As the story progresses Fraser sets up a British education policy in uk but with a double twist to it.

Veer is set on revenge… Tim has worked extemely hard on this character and is excited to seeing the movie.Tim would love to do more films in india as he finds it an amazin adventure and very demanding but satisfying. He also works for an english agency called Ugly`s. Tim gets all sorts of work inc tv ads, fashion shoots, editorial work, advertising modelling. Recently Tim did a commercial for meatloaf, has done commercials for many products and companies and his image is in many computer games such as Gangs of London. Tim has worked in british films such as King Arther, The Devinchy Code, Chaplain,but he enjoys the hub of the indian industry best of all.

WILLIAM CHUBB

William Chubb’s long acting career has encompassed appearances in theatre, television and film. In particular he is known for his roles in West End theatre, which include Richard Greatham in Noel Coward’s Hay Fever with Judi Dench, Dr Emerson in Whose Life is it anyway? with Kim Cattrall, and the Headmaster in Alan Bennett’s History Boys. His television appearances include leading roles in The Ambassador with Pauline Collins, and Extremely Dangerous with Sean Bean. His films include The Affair of the Necklace and Gladiatress. He is currently rehearsing Peter Hall’s new production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream with Judi Dench.

In Veer William plays Steve, the British administrator of the Kingdom of Madhavgarh. Veer falls in love with Angela, Steve’s daughter. The role involved shooting at film city in Mumbai, and on location in Rajasthan, and several of the scenes included dialogue with Salman Khan.” He can be contacted through Brunskull Agency.

The destination for IIFA Awards 2011 has been announced and finally they come closer to us…they’ll be hosted in Toronto! Fingers crossed, hoping we’ll make it there. What’s really weird is that the 2010 location has not been finalized yet but from some of the past news that we dug up it seems as if it might be in Ireland.

Salman Khan to play Mogambo in Mr. India 2! Surprised? So were we – so is this supposed to be a sequel or a remake? Still confused and hate the idea of ruining a cult classic, a few have been ruined in the past and we don’t want to witness another one…remember Ram Gopal Verma Ke Sholay!

Preity Zinta to host a talk show…c’mon she’ll never let anyone else talk, remember her on Koffee With Karan!

Things have changed a bit in the media and instead of linking every actress with her current co-star, now they’re being linked to their directors! Rani Mukherjee and Adiya Chopra and the latest being Sonam Kapoor and Punit Malhotra.

Lara Dutta overcomes severe hydrophobia and it’s all thanks to her co-actor Akshay Kumar and their upcoming release Blue. Not to mention that Lara’s body is impeccably toned and we totally envy her…maybe it’s because of all the swimming. We’re eagerly awaiting this film and will be at the theater on October 16.

Bipasha Basu is out of Ravaana…why would anyone do that! Well, whatever the reason may be we’re still as excited about the film…good director, good actors, good history lesson, and the best of all Sabyasachi is doing costumes for the film!

We were so happy to see Preity back on screen but sadly enough it’s only for a special appearance in Main Aur Mrs Khanna! However, we’re still pretty excited about the film because we quite liked the Kareena and Salman jodi in Kyon Ki and hope that it works this time around as well…especially with Salman and all his recent disasters, we’re kinda worried. But one thing’s for sure, we’ll have to take out some extra money on the weekend of October 16th because even this film releases on the same day as Blue! We just wish the filmmakers thought about people like us who have to budget their week to take out extra money for a film

YAY!!! We’re just so happy for Arjun, he is finally getting some good films with big production houses. The latest news is that the shooting for Stepmom’s remake has commenced today and it stars Kajol, Kareena Kapoor, and of course Arjun Rampal. Once again Dharma Production has a new director on this project…hmmm we really think Dharma will give our script a chance soon!

We love that Karan took some pictures on the sets of “My name is Khan,” he’s currently shooting for the last schedule of the film.

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Picture Courtesy: Karan Johar

Konkona Sen Sharma and Ranvir Shorey will be tying the knot on December 27, 2009. Congratulations to them and we are anxious to see Konkana’s wedding outfit which will most likely be designed by our favorite designer Sabyasachi Mukherjee.

Ranbir Kapoor and Deepika Padukone will be seen together in a film named “Mera Jahaan.” Ranbir’s character will play characters from two different time periods…hmmm inspired by Love Aaj Kal?

Get to Bandra’s Mehboob Studios if you want to catch a glimpse of some the biggest stars…Salman Khan, Kareena Kapoor, Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, Hrithik Roshan, Imran Khan and Sonam Kapoor are all there! Oh and Ranbir hops over to the studio to hangout with Imran and Sonam.

Anurag Singh’s “Dil Bole Hadippa” and Ashutosh Gowariker’s “What’s Your Rashee?” will make their world premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival. The festival will run from September 10-19, also Rani Mukherjee, Priyanka Chopra, Lisa Ray, Harman Baweja will be attending the event…we hope to make it, like we do every year!

Here’s the latest from Filmistan…the news isn’t that interesting, but we just added a new plugin and we can finally have a slide-show, so we’re testing it out! Please give us feedback, hopefully this makes your life much easier!

Giselle Monteiro and Imtiaz Ali were seen promoting Love Aaj Kal.
Dino Morea opened up a crepes place and seen at the opening was Ayesha Takia and Geeta Basra.
Jackie Shroff and Sanjay Dutt were on Dus Ka Dum with Dia Mirza, Nauheed Cyrusi, Arbaz Khan and Sohail Khan.
Kalki Koechlin and Imtiaz Ali were seen at a Bacardi Bash.
Sunny Deol filed a lawsuit against Big 92.7 FM radio station…