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Review: Rockstar

Directed by: Imtiaz Ali Story by: Imtiaz Ali and Muazzam Beg Cast by: Nargis Fakhri, Aditi Rao Hydari, Ranbir Kapoor, Shammi Kapoor, Piyush Mishra, Shernaz Patel Rating: 4.5/5 Review type: The one where Sona was so moved by a movie that she actually wrote a review. This movie. It was like I was in this [...]

Review: Agneepath (1990)

Directed by: Mukul S. Anand Cast by: Amitabh Bachchan, Mithun Chakrobarty, Madhvi, Neelam Kothari Rating: 0.5/5 Review type: The one where Sona’s cousin will continue to save the blog and will wonder why she went through watching this movie. So maybe I missed something, but what’s all the hulabaloo around Agneepath? I’m still wondering why [...]

Review: Chandni

Yo gaonwalo, what is the going ons? So you know we’ve established that we suck and we’re not here to prove that theory wrong. We still suck because, you know, if you still by chance come here once in a while in the hopes of some filmi gyan, you obviously don’t find anything. If you’re [...]

Review: Break Ke Baad

Directed by: Danish Aslam Cast: Lillete Dubey, Shahana Goswami, Imran Khan, Navin Nischol, Deepika Padukone, and Sharmila Tagore. Rating: 0/5 Review Type: The one where it gives us a headache. Also there will be spoilers, but really who cares. Adaab fellow Filmis! Hopefully all is good and well with you guys. We’re alright, if you’re [...]

Review: I Hate Luv Storys

Directed by: Punit Malhotra Cast: Bruna Abdullah, Sameer Dattani, Sonam Kapoor, Imran Khan, Samir Soni Rating: 4/5 Review Type: The biased kind, where we love everything because it was so awesome! Wahi puraani pyar ki kahani, no saga, but hatke! Okay, so this is really hard to do. We’re miserable, ergo no new updates. But, [...]

Arre Bhaiyaa All Izz Well

Directed By: Rajkumar Hirani Cast: Boman Irani, Sharman Joshi, Kareena Kapoor, Aamir Khan, R. Madhavan Rating: 4.5/5 This was on our ‘must-watch list’ since day one because of the usual suspects. 1. Aamir Khan — Aur farmaaien? 2. Kareena Kapoor — We’ve loved her since the very beginning – Refugee, but she’s getting better and [...]

Film reviews by a lazy person…

Kurbaan Went to go watch this one with high expectations because of Dharma, Karan Johar, Saif and Kareena’s first appearance on the silver screen, and of course Rensil D’Silva because he wrote the screenplay for one my all-time favorite films – Rang De Basanti! I have to say I enjoyed the film while I was [...]

Review: Wake Up Sid!

Directed by: Ayan Mukerji Cast: Ranbir Kapoor, Konkona Sen Sharma, Anupam Kher, Supriya Pathak Rating: 4/5 *Edit: Sona’s reaction to the movie. From the first day when we saw the teaser of Wake Up Sid we were excited about the movie because it looked like a really fun film. So, it gives us great pleasure [...]

We apologize…

Sorry for not blogging for almost a month now. The reasons for our absence are ones that anyone who has been home for almost 6 months without work or school would totally relate to. We had just been uninspired and preoccupied with nothing…we really are the kind of people who get more done when we [...]

Review: Kaminey

Directed By: Vishal Bhardwaj Cast: Priyanka Chopra, Amol Gupte, Shahid Kapoor, Deb Mukherjee, Tenzing Nima, Chandan Roy Sanyal Rating: 3.5/5 Yeh kaise ho gaya…a film named “Kaminey”…who would’ve thunk! All these years the word “kameeni” has been a favorite among our group of friends and it’s a been a word that is used to express [...]